Jokes and Pick Up Lines

sn pubs
Jun 28, 2017
2 min read

Many students will surely feel stressed by the various subjects being crammed into their brains as they prepare for the exams ahead. During these times, let us take a step back to appreciate the following jokes and pick up lines.

Joke 1:

What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.

Joke 2:

Q: How do trees access the internet? A: They log in.

Joke 3:

A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you think it means?” “You’ll know tonight,” he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled “The Meaning of Dreams.”

Joke 4:

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over the policeman says, “Sir, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?” The man gets really indignant and says, “Officer, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?”

Joke 5:

Jim, Scott and Alex are tired after traveling all day and check into a hotel. When they get to reception, they find out they’ll have to walk 75 flights of stairs to get to their room because the elevator is out of order. Jim suggests that they do something interesting to pass time while they walk the 75 flights. Jim will tell jokes, Scott will sing songs, and Alex will tell sad stories. So Jim tells jokes for 25 flights, Scott sings songs for 25 flights and Alex tells sad stories for 24 flights. When they reach the 75th floor, Alex tells his saddest story of all, “Guys, I left our room key at reception.”

Pick Up Line 1:

If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.

Pick Up Line 2:

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and baby I’m lost at sea!

Pick Up Line 3:

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

Pick Up Line 4:

Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.

Pick Up Line 5:

Hey, did we just share electrons? Because I’m feeling a covalent bond between us.