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Jokes and Pickup Lines

  • Writer: sn pubs
    sn pubs
  • Jul 26, 2017
  • 1 min read
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As we begin a new semester and slowly ease back into our (sleepless) school life, let’s try to stay awake with a classic form of jokes- puns

-What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

About halfway

-What’s the strongest days of the week?

Saturdays and Sundays (because all the rest are week (weak) days :DD)

-What do you call Santa’s little helpers?

Subordinate Clauses

-What did the hat say to the hat rack?

“You sit here, I’ll go on ahead (a head))”

-Argon walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “We don’t serve noble gases here!”

Argon doesn’t react.

-How come a nose can never be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

-The calendar’s days are numbered

-What is the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie and one prowls on the hairy

-Why did the algae and the fungus get married?

They took a lichen to each other

-What do you get when you put a sheep on a trampoline?

A woolly jumper

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