Jokes and Pickup Lines
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- Jul 26, 2017
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As we begin a new semester and slowly ease back into our (sleepless) school life, let’s try to stay awake with a classic form of jokes- puns
-What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About halfway
-What’s the strongest days of the week?
Saturdays and Sundays (because all the rest are week (weak) days :DD)
-What do you call Santa’s little helpers?
Subordinate Clauses
-What did the hat say to the hat rack?
“You sit here, I’ll go on ahead (a head))”
-Argon walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “We don’t serve noble gases here!”
Argon doesn’t react.
-How come a nose can never be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
-The calendar’s days are numbered
-What is the difference between a coyote and a flea?
One howls on the prairie and one prowls on the hairy
-Why did the algae and the fungus get married?
They took a lichen to each other
-What do you get when you put a sheep on a trampoline?
A woolly jumper
Chen Yu Yang
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