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Jokes

  • Writer: sn pubs
    sn pubs
  • Apr 15, 2015
  • 1 min read

1) I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

2) Did you hear about the man who got hit in the head by a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

3) Why can’t the bicycle stand on its own? It’s two-tired.

4) I’m glad I know sign language, it’s pretty handy.

5) There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn’t control his pupils.

6) I tried wearing tight jeans but I could never pull it off.

7) I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech’ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter “Spain good but there is Norway I could take another bite”.

8) I used to be addicted to soap but I’m clean now.

9) Why does Peter Pan fly? He Neverlands

10) Friend A: What’s the difference between tuna, a piano and a bottle of glue?

      Friend B: I don’t know, what?

      Friend A: You can tuna piano but you cannot piano tuna.

      Friend B: What about the glue?

      Friend A: I knew you would get stuck on that…

Giselle Cho (1F)

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