Jokes

It has been a long and tiring term for everyone! Time to rest and relax and get laughing to recharge ourselves for the upcoming projects and exams!! “Cheers” to more projects, more exams and more laughter! Gambatte!

Q: What has a foot but no legs? A: A snail

Q: Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it? A: Nothing

Q: What comes down but never goes up? A: Rain

Q: I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I? A: A candle

Q: Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughter’s name? A: If you answered Nunu, you are wrong. It’s Mary!

Q: In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink! What colour were the stairs? A: There weren’t any stairs, it was a one storey house!

Q: A dad and his son were riding their bikes and crashed. Two ambulances came and took them to different hospitals. The man’s son was in the operating room and the doctor said, “I can’t operate on you. You’re my son.” How is that possible? A: The doctor is his mom!

Q: What is the longest word in the dictionary? A: Smiles, because there is a mile between each ‘s’

Q: What travels around the world but stays in one spot? A: A stamp!

Q: What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in one thousand years? A: The letter M

Q: What has 4 eyes but can’t see? A: Mississippi

Q: If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I don’t have it. What is it? A: A Secret.

Sources: http://www.funology.com/riddles/

-Rachael Fong (1L)