Jokes
- sn pubs
- Mar 1, 2017
- 1 min read
It’s the third week of school and I’m sure many of us are really exhausted from all the rushing about and the mountains of homework! Here are some pickup lines to use on your homework so doing them won’t be such a chore anymore J
Are you from Australia? Because you’ve met all my koalafications
Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for
Did you have magnets for lunch? You’re looking pretty attractive right now!
Do you generate electricity through hydropower because dam
Did you survive Avada Kedavra because you’re drop-dead gorgeous
Do you play Quidditch because you look like a Keeper
Hey, my name is Microsoft and you can crash at my place tonight
Has your license gotten suspended yet? Because you just drove me crazy
Are you garbage because I wanna take you out
Are you Pepsi because you’re so-da-licious
Are you bromine oxide because BrO you’re sodium fine
Are you One Direction because you light up my world like nobody else
Is your name Taylor Swift? Because I’d write your name on every blank space in my world
Are you a mitochondrion because you’re the powerhouse of my life
Source:
Chua Wei Ting (3 Purity)
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