Jokes

School is back and I’m sure all of us are reminiscing the good times we had over the holidays as the old routine comes back! So here’s some jokes to make school a bit better! Enjoy!

Q: What animal should you never play cards with?

A: A cheetah!

Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?

A: Because you can see right through them

Q: What dog can jump higher than a building? A: Anydog, buildings can’t jump!

Q: What has four legs but can’t walk? A:   A chair!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why did the boy take a pencil to bed?

A: to draw the curtains!

Q: What did the math book say to the other math book?

A: Boy do I have problems.

Q: Where does a rabbit learn how to fly?

A: in the hare force.

Rachael Fong  (1L)