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Jokes and Pickup Lines

  • Writer: sn pubs
    sn pubs
  • Feb 10, 2016
  • 1 min read

Punny puns:

My puns aren’t just bad… they’re tearable.

A good steak pun is a rare medium well done.

Never trust atoms, they make up everything.

If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?

Like Titanic, my heart Sengkang-der the sea.

If you really really really like happy meals, you are most likely a MacPherson.

You are so b-Yew Tee-ful!

If you diet, you Woodleigh much less.

After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”

“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.

“I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”

We need a 12-step group for compulsive talkers. They could call it On Anon Anon.

Why aren’t dogs good dancers?

They have two left feet!

Here are some pictorial puns:

hi
hii

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