Jokes/Pick-up Lines: Barrels of Laughter
- sn pubs
- Jul 20, 2016
- 2 min read
Suffering the first week of term blues? Do not fret, for these jokes and pick- up lines are sure to make you laugh out loud! Though laughing without a reason can end up with a pleasant trip to the mental hospital…
Jokes
Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she will let it go!
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoilt milk!
Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
A: Lawsuits!
Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: Because he was not peeling well!
Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A: A waist of time!
Q: How many books can you put in an empty backpack?
A: One, because after that the backpack wouldn’t be empty anymore!
Q: What do you call a pig who does karate?
A: A porkchop!
Q: How do you know that ghosts are bad liars?
A: Because you can see right through them!
Q: What animal needs to wear a wig?
A: A bald eagle!
Q: What do you call a fly without wings?
A: A walk!
Q: What did the leopard say after eating his owner?
A: Man, that hit the spot!
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: Because they use honeycombs!
Q: What happened to that dog who swallowed a firefly?
A: He barked with de-light!
Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat anything that bugs them!
Q: What do you call security guards that work outside a samsung shop?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy!
Today I gave my dead batteries away… free of charge.
“I am going bananas” that is what I tell my bananas each time before leaving the house.
A butcher goes on his first date and says,” It was nice meating you.”
I heard a story of a broken pencil that I’d tell you but it is pointless.
I am going to stand outside. So if anybody asks, I am outstanding.
I hope that these jokes have brightened up your day!
Rachel Goh
S1 Purity
References:
http://frugalfun4boys.com/2015/04/30/hilarious-jokes-for-kids/ https://www.google.com.sg/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwigp8Pf9czNAhWLuY8KHXncBbYQjRwIBw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mynameisfoxtrot.com%2Fjournal%2F2010%2F4%2F23%2Fpictorial-puns.html&psig=AFQjCNHlBV7M3Y8Q1uM-UcnGNLKKf2meuQ&ust=1467278766185685
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